My Mama Don't Wear No Socks: Volume 2

My kids went to Mexico for Spring Break to visit their dad's side of the family. As you can see from the two pictures above I have been very busy. I cleaned the sickest house I have ever seen. I thought I would post the pictures so that you could see that. yes, there are actual people that choose to live like this because me describing it to you doesn't do it justice. The other picture is of my kids on Easter in Park City. I couldn't figure out how to get it up there last time but now I think I am getting things under control.

I was telling my kids the other day about the "I love Bananas, Coconuts, and Grapes" song and explaining to them why it was funny and how it works. They are old enough now to realize why it is hilarious and why the funniest time we ever did it was to Granny Ann! They laughed and laughed!

So naturally, that conversation led to the "My Mama Don't Wear No Socks." It didn't take very long for my smart children to come up with some good ones.

My mama don't wear no socks

I saw her when she took em off

She threw them on the clock

Now look, It don't tick or tock

My mama don't wear no socks

I saw her when she took em off

She threw them on the bush

We all started spanking her tush.

Adam has my same sense of humor. He used to laugh, a heartily laugh, when he was just a baby and would watch Tom and Jerry. He has seen every episode of Tom and Jerry. Now he laughs and similarly funny things that, I too, think are hilarious.

To demonstrate, He was telling me about a Calvin and Hobbes comic he was reading. (You can check your likeness to our humor if you like this)

Calvin was outside playing and then comes to the front door and screams "Moooooooooommmmm!" His mom is in the kitchen but is utterly annoyed that he is yelling at her and decides to ignore him. He continues, "MMMMMMMMoooooooooooommmmmmmm!" She still waits a minute and decides to keep ignoring him, afterall, she is making dinner and has her hands full. One more time, he screams "Mooooooom!" She has had enough and yells back, "Calvin, I am in the kitchen making dinner. You Come Here if you need to tell me something"

So Calvin, walks through the whole house and finally gets to his mother and says, "Mom, I just stepped in dog poo."